Wise men say only fools and Bachelor Nation rush in. So Des’s first 1-on-1 date is a mock wedding, natch.
However, it looks like another suitor gets the steamy honeymoon hot-tub sesh!
As for the group date, it’s just... you know what? Go look. We can’t relive this. But if you can make it through — it’s kind of an endurance test — longtime Bachelorette fans will catch some hilarious references to past contestants.
Who doesn’t get a date?
It’s hard to date 19 people at the same time. Sadly, Robert “Bobby Graham”, Chris Siegfried, and Brad McKinzie are left behind this episode. Here’s hoping the bro’d out together in the interim.
We’re not sure what’s worse... that he dated her ex-roommate, or that he doesn’t remember her.