1-on-1 dates

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Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Desiree Wears Wedding Dress on First Date!
Bachelorette Sneak Peek: Desiree “Get Married” to Which Lucky Guy?

Wise men say only fools and Bachelor Nation rush in. So Des’s first 1-on-1 date is a mock wedding, natch.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Desiree's Romantic 2nd Date In Ojai!
Bachelorette Sneak Peek: Desiree Asks WHO To Kiss Her in Episode 2?

However, it looks like another suitor gets the steamy honeymoon hot-tub sesh!


Group date

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Desiree Hartsock and Boys Throw Shade in New Bachelorette Rap Video

As for the group date, it’s just... you know what? Go look. We can’t relive this. But if you can make it through — it’s kind of an endurance test — longtime Bachelorette fans will catch some hilarious references to past contestants.


Who doesn’t get a date?

It’s hard to date 19 people at the same time. Sadly, Robert “Bobby Graham”, Chris Siegfried, and Brad McKinzie are left behind this episode. Here’s hoping the bro’d out together in the interim.


Also...

Which Guy Knew Des Before The Bachelorette?

We’re not sure what’s worse... that he dated her ex-roommate, or that he doesn’t remember her.