Desiree Hartsock will treat her bromancers to not one, but two, group dates during the June 10 episode of The Bachelorette Season 9 — which means she gets to spend double the amount of time watching hordes of sexually frustrated hunks vie for her attention!
Not only will Desiree and two-thirds of her Band of Outsiders play dodgeball at The Americana, she'll also take a few poor souls to a horrifying place called "Cowboy Boot Camp." The catch? One guy on each group date will win coveted alone time with Des!
So, who are the lucky dudes in question?
After a rousing game of dodgeball in which one tragic soul is whisked away in an ambulance in a freak ball-play injury, Des and her gaggle of gents head to a rooftop party, where she treats Chris Siegfried to a private Kate Earl concert. You know, Kate Earl? That singer no one has ever heard of? Her! We can't wait to see Chris and Desiree bond –– mostly because he's really, really ridiculously good-looking (much like Zoolander), and we need to know him on a deeper level if we're going to be penning erotic poems about him all night.
In other news, Juan Pablo Galavis manages to win alone time with Desiree during Cowboy Boot Camp. Their date? A VIP screening of The Lone Ranger. Hopefully, Juan Pablo will get a chance to show Desiree his deeper side during the movie — while simultaneously deep-sea diving his tongue into her mouth, naturally.
We can't wait to see Des' group dates go down during Monday's all new episode of The Bachelorette, airing June 10 at 8/7c on ABC!