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Our lives are so hard. It's like, we're already head-over-Uggs for all of Desiree Hartsock's Bachelorette boy-toys, and we're having a really hard time picking faves. We'd love for all these studs to occupy our erotic fan-fiction about Des' Happily Ever After, but sadly girlfriend only wants to marry one of them, because she isn't a polygamist (what gives, girl?).

With the exception of a few mentally unstable butterfly-addicts, Des' crop of cuties are all A+, and the time has come to pick the best of the best.

Sure, we still haven't gotten to know most of these dudes on an intimate level, but we feel 100 percent comfortable saying that Brooks Forester, Bryden Vukasin, Ben Scott, Zak Waddell, Mikey Tenerelli, and yes, Brandon "I Crush Butterflies" Andreen, are worthy of Des' love at this point in the game. The question? Which hottie is the cream of the crop!

Des has already formed intimate connections with Brooks, Bryden and Ben (read: she sexplored their mouths with her tongue), but she's also spent plenty of on-screen time getting to know Zak, Mike, and Brandon. More specifically, Brandon's danger zone. Hit the poll and tell us which hottie you think is hubby material for Des — and keep in mind that girlfriend needs a mature man who's creative, free-spirited, and most importantly has the ability to reproduce.