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Come on, big money! In The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 4, Desiree Hartsock takes the 13 remaining contestants to Atlantic City for what should be a fun-filled tour of the “nostalgic seaside resort” town. But while some guys use the opportunity to get close to Des, there’s drama stirring behind the scenes.

Des takes two lucky dudes on 1-on-1 dates in Jersey, and the remaining fellas are tasked with taking it off to take home the win. Here’s all the juice that’s ready to squeeze:

The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 4 Synopsis: Jersey Shore Things
A comprehensive look at everything spoiler-free from ABC

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: What Happens in Atlantic City on June 17?
And just in case you only wanna know what we know that they don’t want you to know. Ya know?

The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 4 Promo: Speedos and Shade for Days
Take a gander at this here promo video. Kisses, cowering, and pantslessness — Oh my!

Bachelorette 2013 Week 4 Promo Analysis: Fun With Public Humiliation
But because videos fly by like the hands of time, here’s a breakdown of exactly what happens in the Episode 4 promo.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Desiree Hartsock’s 1-on-1 In Atlantic City
First shots of one of Des’s 1-on-1s in the AC. Just a girl, a boy, and a camera crew fit for a Teen Mom Tuesday.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Baby Mama Drama in Atlantic City
Yikes.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Desiree Hartsock Takes Guys to Atlantic City!
Wanna know exactly where they went? This OS (original spoiler) has the location information.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Is Desiree Kissing Now? (PHOTOS)
Sorry. Who isn’t she kissing is the question we want answered. But these pics, like our hips, don’t lie.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: The Men Reveal Their Hidden Talents (PHOTOS)
And the, um, not so hidden talents, if you catch our drift...

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Men in Speedos! Which of Des’s Guys Is Hottest?
See caption above. You’re welcome.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Goes Home in Atlantic City on June 17?
Because reading about things is great and all, but sometimes you just need a quick itch.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Does Desiree Hartsock Pick?
And speaking of cutting to the chase...