Strap on your lederhosen and get ready for sausage, sausage, and more sausage. Desiree Hartsock and her beer-loving Bachelorette 2013 hotties are headed to Munich, Germany in Episode 5 — and heartbreak is coming with them. Unfortunately, not one, not two, but three contestants will hit the road back to America before the night is over.
First up? Reality Steve reveals that Bryden Vukasin, who Desiree just barely convinced not to eliminate himself from the competition this week, decides once and for all that his heart just isn’t in it and chooses to send himself home.
However, though the early fan favorite lamented to cameras that his feelings for Des just aren’t developing as fast as he thinks they should be, Reality Steve reveals that the real reason is that Bryden has a girl waiting for him back home!
Word is that a woman named Becky Weidow posted an Instagram photo of the two kissing just days before he left for the show along with the caption "I'll miss you," and then slapped up a bunch more after he returned from filming. Yikes.
As for the second guy who goes home? That would be self-proclaimed sensitive guy, Mikey Tenerelli.
While his lines during the Mr. America pageant about loving long walks on the beach may have been enough to get Mikey a rose this week, it appears Des just won’t be feeling the connection with this lovable meathead much longer.
Shocked? Well, watch this deleted scene of Mikey laying one on Des, and you’ll see why it just wasn’t meant to be. (Apologies in advance if you can’t ever scrub this image from your brain. There’s a reason ABC deleted the scene...)
But the most shocking elimination comes in the form of the yellow shirt-sportin’, polarizing sport named Ben Scott.
Yup, that’s right, guys. We were pretty sure you could’ve guessed his time was coming to an end when Des forgot his name while talking about Ben on Katie, but the way he leaves is a sight to behold.
Basically Mikeabetis goes on a 2-on-1 with Ben and Des, and it goes wrong in every way imaginable. We’re not sure if Mike will be more excited to see Ben go or to get a rose. Perhaps he’ll write us an acrostic about it.
Are you sad to see Mikey go? Shocked about Bryden’s early departure? Cheering for Ben’s departure? Head down to the comments and let us know what you think.
Source: Reality Steve