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Desiree Hartsock and her merry men are heading to Munich, Germany, in The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 5. It’s Des’s first time in Europe, and she’s determined to make it a journey to remember. Lucky for her, she has a dramatic band of brothers to ensure that no one will ever forget the trip.

On Des’s 2-on-1 date with Ben Scott and one of his nemeses, things turn dirty while the three soak in the hot tub boat — and not in a hot way. The group date has its own set of challenges including, starting with “how much can we take of watching them all yodel before all the wine is gone.” And on a romantic 1-on-1 date, a handsome suitor finally gets his first chance to spend some time alone with Des.

The Bachelorette Season 9 Episode 5 Promo: "Today Is Armageddon"
Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler are meeting them there.

Bachelorette 2013 Episode 5 Synopsis: LederBROsen and Sausage Fests
Three dates, two bro fights, and a partridge in a rose bush.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Desiree Hartsock’s Snowy Romance in Germany
We weren’t kidding when we said the group date was a little weird.

Bachelorette 2013 Spoiler: Ben Scott Attacked by WHOM During 2-on-1?!
Nothing makes a boat ride quite as memorable as the possibility that one guy may drown the other...

Bachelorette 2013 Spoiler: Which Guy Makes a Shocking Choice in Munich?
Waste of a rose, if you ask us...

Chris Harrison: [Spoiler] Will “Step Into the Crosshairs Next Week”
This one will shock you. Cuz we love him...

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Goes Home in Germany on June 24?
Goodbye our lovers, goodbye our friends...

And just in case you can’t wait any longer...

Bachelorette 2013 Spoilers: Who Does Desiree Hartsock Pick?