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Ladies, prepare your ovaries. Word on the street is that The Bachelorette's Michael Garofola is about the make the transformation from sexy-ugly duckling to beautiful swan. Also, "the street" is code for Bachelorette executive Robert Mills' Twitter account, a beautiful place full of cryptic spoilers and musings.

Anyway, turns out Bachelor Nation is in for quite the Garofola-centric treat during Monday's all-new episode of The Bachelorette, and Millsy can't wait for us to pick up what he's throwin' down! "Let me say this about Michael," he tweeted. "You will see a much different side of him starting next week #Bachelorette."

Consider us intrigued. Especially because the only side of Michael we've seen so far is more than a little confrontational. Which brings us to our theories!

1. Michael will abandon the defense and join the prosecution. You know, in those weird courtroom RPGs he loves to play with himself.

2. All of Michael's fingers will be in bandages, as opposed to just his thumb.

3. Michael will turn on the romance, sweep Desiree Hartsock off her feet, pop the question, and marry her in a televised special on ABC.

What? We like to dream big! Big like Michael's thumb bandage.

Source: Twitter