Oh Desiree Hartsock, what are you going to do tonight in Season 9 Episode 7 when the weather in Madeira gets hot and the competition gets hotter. There are five guys left and Des has some tough choice-making to do. Luckily, she’ll have some major help in two forms: First, she has like a billion dates tonight — three 1-on-1s and a 2-on-1. Second? Well, she’s got her lady friends heading her way.

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Yep, that’s right, Season 17 Bachelor BFFs Catherine GiudiciLesley Murphy, and Jackie Parr are flying free to Portugal to hang with Des and get their tan on while dishing out some smart words.

But what does she decide in the end? Four of the five remaining guys will get dates and one goes home. Is Brooks Forester the guy to go? Nope. Despite his awkward-looking date, he’s safe and sound. How about Chris Siegfried — Does Des finally realize that he only speaks in rhymes and soliloquies and say farewell to his arms? Nah, brah. He’s good too.

That leaves alley kisser Drew Kenney, shirtless gift giver Zak Waddell, and BMOC (literally) Michael Garofola.

So, who goes home alone? According to Reality Steve, it’s Miami prosecutor Michael whose case will be closed when he’s dismissed with prejudice and sentenced to a life without Des. Court of Love adjourned.