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It's T-minus just one entire year until Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried's summer 2014 wedding, and we're already preparing our bodies for a night of non-stop romance. Chris and Des have been (secretly) engaged for a few months now, which means they've already had ample time to think about their big day –– and while they aren't revealing too many details, they do have a few wedding tricks up their sleeves!

And by "sleeves" we mean bikini top / banana hammock.

Desiree seems to be in charge of her nuptials, and first on the to-do list? Picking out a location! "I'm all over the place," she tells People. "It's gone from destination to small chapel to winery. But we don't need to wait. I could marry Chris tomorrow!"

Um. If Desiree and Chris even think about eloping and not inviting we, The Bachelor People, to their wedding, we're going to have to write Chris Harrison a letter of protest. But back to this whole vineyard idea. Are you thinking what we're thinking? Because we're thinking Chris and Des should get hitched in the abundant bosom of Ben Flajnik's Envolve Winery.

Either way, Chris wants to write his own vows to Des, and you know what that means. It's rhyme time! "We've talked about next June," Chris says. "And I think we'd write our own vows."

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' earbuds.

Source: People