Credit: Craig Sjodin/ABC Television Group © 2014 Disney Photo: Emil on The Bachelorette 2014

UPDATE (5/19/14): Ohhhh mannnnn you guys. Out of all six fellas eliminated on the Season 10 Premiere, we have to say that Emil "Anal with an M" Schaffroth is the one we're most bummed about. Why? Well, he was super sincere, seemed really nice, and gave a new meaning to verbal diarrhea. Seriously, can you even imagine the gold (or whatever) that would've come out of his mouth if Andi had kept him around for just a little longer? You had to keep Craig Muhlbauer, eh Dorf? We love you, Emil! You can fly us on your helicopter any time. 

ORIGINAL STORY (5/15/14): It’s going to be a whirlwind of a first night for Andi Dorfman, and we wouldn’t be surprised if the Season 10 Bachelorette doesn’t remember anything about the May 19 premiere. But no matter how many guys’ cologne clouds render her woozy, despite whatever cheesy one-liners they throw at her, we have a feeling she’ll never forget Emil Schaffroth.

The 33-year-old helicopter pilot from Portland, Oregon is super excited to meet Andi. And, as we see in a sneak peek of the premiere, he may make some poor choices because of it. Did you think his name was pronounced “ee-mill”? Oh, well, you’re wrong. Because, as the 5-foot-11 fella explains, it’s “anal, with an m.” Never. Forget.

Besides his proclivity for describing things in un-unhearable terms, he’s also really got a way with with words in sentence form. Just take his explanation in his ABC bio of the most romantic thing he did: “I gave my girlfriend a card and in that card I had written a sentence about what happened that day, everyday for three months since we started dating.”

Um, OK, pal. We’re guessing he got that inspiration more from his favorite movie Zoolander than from his other favorite, Love Actually. He also likes to be in the spotlight, though his explanation is a little confusing. “I prefer being the center of attention, not sure why. It bothers me when I see other people trying to be the center of attention. But I still enjoy being laid back and just enjoying the company I'm with.” Again, we’re a little confused.

But don’t worry, we won’t have too much more to dwell on, since spoiler king Reality Steve says Anal-with-an-m gets eliminated on the Season 10 premiere. Oh well.

Source: Reality Steve


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