UPDATED (5/19/14): Well, it's a good thing Rudie has his music to keep him warm at night, cuz Andi doesn't seem to want to. The Rudes seemed like he thought he had it made with his whole "I'm a lawyer too" bit, but his awkward homemade here's a coupon book to do a background check on me thing just fell flat with the jury (Andi). She sent opposing counsel packing, and we have to say we agree with her verdict. Better luck next time, Rudie. We're sure there's a gal who likes your homemade crayon books out there somewhere. It's just not Andi. Or, frankly, us.    

ORIGINAL STORY (5/15/14): If you’re like us, you’ve always said, “I like lawyers, but I wish that my attorney was also a rock musician with a love of Jack Johnson and collarless pink shirts.” Lucky for Bachelorette Andi Dorfman, her dreams will come true when she meets 31-year-old Rudie Baldwin, who is all that and more.

While gang prosecutor Andi says her greatest achievement was “getting a murderer convicted in 8 minutes,” fellow J.D.-haver Rudie thinks his greatest achievement is keeping a band together for 4+ years. According to Reality Steve, that band is called “The Danes,” or “Kingston and Vice.” Steve also says that Andi is not signing up to be a groupie for either any time soon.

It’s too bad, too, because we’re positive Andi could’ve easily made Rudie the happiest man alive. And we know because he says he loves when his date “Lets me know they are having fun and/or lets me know they are attracted to me...it's nice to know when you're doing something right.” Yikes, we’re betting that comes from a lot of not that happening. Though he’s very attractive, minus the outfit he chose for his bio pic…

The 5-foot-10 guy likes to show his romantic side by “lighting candles” and thinks the Dalai Lama is the ideal lunch date because he’s “rad and one super-happy dude!” Man, we don’t get why he and Andi didn’t give it a go...

What do you think of Rudie: total overlooked dreamboat, or hard pass-getter for life?

Source: ABC, ABC, Reality Steve


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