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This week on The Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman invited her remaining contestants to spend the night with her in an erotic den of love provided by Chris Harrison. So yeah, to answer your question, there were tons of WTF moments. So many, that we had a hard time choosing what should make the final cut!

Aside from the OMG-inducing moments that we've rounded up below, this episode included Josh Murray wearing multiple man-bracelets, Josh Murray wearing neon green swim trunks, and Josh Murray wearing professional sporting shoes for literally no reason. Basically, Josh was a hot mess, and his fashion fails aren't even the most WTF-y moments of the episode!

1. Nick Writes Fanfiction About Andi

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If you ever wonder what The Bachelorette bros do in their free-time, they can probably be found writing fanfiction. Just look at Nick Viall. Apparently this dude is moonlighting as a fanfiction auteur (who knows what kind of sensual musings he's written about Twilight...shudder), and took it upon himself to pen a novel-length fairy tale about his love journey with Andi. Also, said fairy tale included the phrases "once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Andi," "legendary quest," and "magical love flowers." It also included watercolors that may have been drawn by a remedial three-year-old.


2. Josh Buys Street Drugs

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In between harassing small children and being all "sports, sports, sports!" during his date with Andi, Josh found time to do some light shopping around Santo Domingo. Let's see, he bought some fresh squeezed cane juice, sipped on a coconut, and then purchased some street aphrodisiacs that were guaranteed to "help men function." We repeat, Josh bought herbal viagra called "mamajuana" off the street and presumably ingested it before his overnight date with Andi. Like, this is a thing that actually happened during the episode.


3. Chris May Have Soiled His Pants

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Did anyone else notice that Chris Soules spent the majority of his date with Andi sporting a gigantic brown stain on the back of his pants? This tragically rejected farmer was literally just wandering around with a huge splatter of questionable dirt on his assets, and no one bothered to help a homie out. While we're sure the stain simply stemmed from Chris's ill-advised decision to squat in a random bush and force Andi to play hide-and-seek, it wasn't exactly a winning moment. Which is probably why he didn't end up winning, come to think of it.


4. Andi's Horse Tries to Murder Her

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The Bachelorette has been on the air for a million years, and it looks like the world's population of animals are finally protesting. Who knows how many innocent creatures have suffered as a result of sharing screen time with Bachelors and Bachelorettes, but this week, the entire horse species plotted their revenge. How? By trying to run Andi off the road and into the waiting horns of an angry buffalo! Luckily, they didn't succeed, but it's only a matter of time before the local squirrel population of Bachelor Mansion turns on her. Also, shout out to the seagull featured in this week's episode, who saw Nick and Andi frolicking on the beach and immediately hurled its body into the ocean.


5. ABC Drops Nick and Andi Off on an Abandoned Island

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We had so many terrifying Lost flashbacks during Nick and Andi's date, wherein they were carted off to some remote island, unceremoniously dropped off, and left to survive on a basket full of wine. Who knows how long these two were forced to endure the elements, but it appears as though they were left without food, shelter, or liquid for an entire day. Honestly, we expected them to be eaten by the Smoke Monster at any moment.

Did you notice any insane WTF moments this week on The Bachelorette? Sound off below!