Tonight could have been a game changer for Bachelorette Andi Dorfman. During the Men Tell All special, Chris Harrison resurrected the results of the lie detector tests the men took in Italy — you know, the ones Andi supposedly tore up — and handed them over for the Hotlantan to take a gander at in front of a studio audience.

The host reminded Andi that three of her men lied on the test, and then further revealed that one of the liars was none other than one of her final two guys: Josh Murray. According to Chris, Josh told not one but two lies on the test. Not good, Josh. Ees not OK.


So what did the baller lie about? Chris tried to sway Andi to hear the results with “I’ll say this, it’s something, if it were one of my final two, I might wanna know.” Oh, Chris, you pot stirrer you. But the Bachelorette didn’t take the bait, explaining, “I’m gonna pull a Brian and Dylan and trust him. I don’t wanna know… Toss ‘em. I felt like it was the right thing to do and I’m gonna trust the process.” And then all of America choked on their Cheetos.

Thank goodness Josh came to our rescue and posted his lies on Twitter, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight. Seriously Andi, you may not need to know but we do! So what were his deep, dark lies that will stun humanity forever more?

Josh tweeted the results, writing “My full name is Joshua, not Josh (lie 1)...I always wash hands after bathroom except when I play golf & I go in the woods, no sink (lie 2).” Dang, no wonder these test results aren’t admissible in court, if shortening your name gets you a guilty verdict.

The host with the most went on to reveal the other two men who lied as Dylan Petitt and Marcus Grodd. Dylan lied about preferring brunettes to blondes (what was he supposed to say when he’s trying to woo Andi?) and Marcus downplayed the number of women he’s slept with. Apparently M.Grodd is quite the player.

Chris Soules, JJ O’Brien, and Brian Osborne were all truth tellers — awww, good job boys. We knew you had it in you!

Would you have read Josh’s results, and what do you think about his “lies?” Tell us in the comments.

Source: Josh on Twitter