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Fact: Erica Rose is the best thing that’s happened to The Bachelor franchise since Chris Harrison found Jef Holm wandering the streets of Williamsburg. She’s hilarious, spunky, usually drunk, and at this point we love her more than pizza.

We need more Erica in our lives stat, so check out 5 reasons she should have her own reality show!

1. She’d Bring The LOLs
Erica Rose is our personal guru. We write down everything she says, practice talking in her unique accent, and yes — we now own a tiara (thanks, Claire's!).  Erica brings major LOLs whenever she graces us with her TV presence, and frankly we’re offended that TLC hasn’t handed her a contract. We’re thinking, “A Dolla Makes Me Holla: The Erica Rose Story.”

2. She Leads a Lifestyle Of The Rich And Famous
Reality shows are always more fun when the stars have more money than they know what to do with (proof: Kim Kardashian and our muse Kim Zolciak), and Erica comes from a wealthy family chock full of ponies, botox, and bitter maids. What could be more entertaining than living vicariously through Erica’s fab life while eating cheetos in our Snuggie?

3. We Have So Many Questions
Erica Rose is the lochness monster of Reality TV. We don’t know where she came from, who birthed her, or — frankly — whether she’s real. Sightings of Erica only happen once in a blue moon (much like the abominable snowman), and we’re pretty sure Chris Harrison created her in one of his evil labs. Basically, we have questions and we need answers, like, yesterday.

4. She’s Looking For Love in All The Wrong Places
At this point we’d tune in to an Erica-centric reality show wherein our girl just slept, eye-rolled and ate soup, but our real dream? For our budding rose to find true love. This poor girl has been on The Bachelor, Bachelor Pad 2, and Bachelor Pad 3, and she still doesn’t have a boyfriend. Chris Harrison totally owes her, so the least he can do is get her a TV show. Shaking our heads at you, Chris.