Our beloved Bachelor friends come to us to borrow our hankie. In return, we only ask that they give us something upon which to meditate. We shall continue to seek positivity and light as we meander slowly through the trail of broken dreams that is Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez’s tattered relationship.

Credit: Jesse Csincsak Photo: Jesse Csinscak and Baby Noah

Here’s what Jesse Csincsak had to say (in great earnestness):

"I WISH THEM BOTH THE BEST OF LUCK IN THE FUTURE THEY BOTH SEEM LIKE RAD PEOPLE but If I had to guess what broke them up it would be PRODUCTION= AKA MIKE FLEISS = PUSHING A RUSHED TV WEDDING ON THEM to cash in on their love story !!! its very stressful and can ruin any relationship !!! FOREVER is a big word especially when someone is pushing it on you !!!."

Now not only our hearts are broken, but our eardrums are as well.

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