The Bachelorette's Arie Luyendyk, Jr. has no love for roller derby because apparently everyone looks ugly in helmets. True that, buddy. He also has zero love for Sean Lowe's feistiest contestant, Tierra, who has managed to stay in the competition despite the fact that her fellow sister-wives hate her.
"Just when Sean started kissing one woman (buddy, great improvement by the way!) and was about to get down in some classic Bachelor hot tub/make-out bliss, Tierra totally pulled the robbery," Arie writes in his Bachelor Blog. "Tierrable, as I'm going to call her from now on, cried a bit and pulled Sean away. She basically stopped him from actually starting to form a connection with anyone."
Them's fighting words, Arie. In fact, Tierra might come to your house and shiv you with her heels. And speaking of heels, Arie can't get enough of Selma! "Swap out those six-inch heels for hiking shoes and that girl can show you what’s up," Arie says. "Sean’s 17-inch biceps were no match for Selma's 5’2” frame, and believe me, I’m sure he loved the view as they scaled up the rock."
Way to keep it classy, Arie. But guys? This Bachelorette runner-up isn't just paying attention to looks. Sean's season of The Bachelor has Arie all kinds of emotional, and he was a wreck during Leslie's deflowering. "I felt so sad in that moment," Arie says. "Leslie's big eyes lit up and not seconds later, all that happiness went away. Breakups suck. Breakups on The Bachelor suck even more."
Shhhh, Arie. Just rock yourself to sleep and let the wind blow through your hair flop. Soon your sads will go away.