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On The Bachelor, everything is a metaphor for either love or heartbreak. In The Bachelor Season 17 overnight dates in Thailand, Sean Lowe forces AshLee Frazier to swim into a dark cave. “I want my wife to be able to trust me in certain situations, and today I want to figure out whether or not she’s capable of that,” Sean says, explaining why he’s opted for this epically terrifying activity. The metaphor is not lost on AshLee, freaks out, hyperventilates, but then makes it out alive — and turns the date into a Life Changing Moment. “Today basically represented me letting go of every structure I had and going far beyond everything I thought I’d be doing.” Bachelor Nation wasn’t as quick to endorse the making-it-out-of-the-cave-as-a-symbol-of-romantic-triumph idea. Here’s a roundup of our favorite reactions from our Bachelor Nation BFFs.

Sidebar: One of these days, we’re just going to do a Top 10 Dana Weiss Tweets article. Memo to Mike Fleiss: Get Possessionista her own talk show!

Mike Fleiss@fleissmeister
This date is more intense than my film Shark Night 3D #Bachelor
Marissa May@MarissajustMay
Sean likes challenging aka tormenting AshLee. I like watching it.#bachelor
Dana Weiss@Possessionista
Like her diaphram, AshLee's sweater is poked full of holes. #Bachelor
Ashley S.@AshleySpivey
The date is like the Blair Witch Project - can’t hear or see anything.#Bachelor
Mix and Match Mama@MixandMatchMama
Lindsay ate bugs, AshLee is in a cave, Catherine better be praying right now. #Bachelor
Sarah Newlon@SarahNewlon
Oh great. A cave on AshLee's date? We're never going to hear the end of the very, very deep metaphors & analogies. #SnoozeFestTime#Bachelor
Jennifer Weiner@jenniferweiner
The thing is, falling in love is actually not much like swimming through a dark water-cave in Thailand. #bachelornation
Dana Weiss@Possessionista
If Sean doesn't pick AshLee, she has a shining future writing metaphors for Hallmark. #Bachelor
Marissa May@MarissajustMay
i cant. i seriously can't deal with the constant metaphors when it comes to AshLee. #bachelor
Rachel Truehart@RachTrue_
Only Ashlee can make diving into a dark cave about an issue about being abandoned at a young age