The Bachelor Season 17 basically turned into Lord of the Flies as soon as Sean Lowe and his ladies hit St. Croix. Sean, sensing a bad egg among the bunch, first asked AshLee Frazier for her thoughts on Tierra LiCausi, and AshLee laid it all bare. Poor Sean then had to go on a date with Tierra, frolicking in the streets of St. Croix. While Sean had just been warned about Tierra’s manipulative antics, he didn’t seem entirely terrified of the pint-size beauty. The internet, meanwhile, was atwitter with snark. Here are our favorite tweets during Sean and Tierra’s date:

Dana Weiss@Possessionista
She gave him her heart and he gave her a shell necklace. #Bachelor
John Wolfner@jwolfner
This girl is already costing Sean $$$, just wait until the divorce dude.
Jennifer Weiner@jenniferweiner
Ah, the inevitable look-at-the-adorable-natives-and-their-cute-traditions-and-dances segment. Ick. #bachelor
Robert Mills @Millsy11374
Oh Tierra little do you know as you walk the streets through the streets of St. Croix the sword of Damocles hangs over your head#Bachelor
Chris Bukowski@chrisjbukowski
I can't tell Tierras "excited" from "evil"--can you? #bachelor #tierrable
Andrea Lavinthal@andilavs
I'm positive Tierra will be making her second husband miserable by the time she's 32. #bachelor

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