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Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful teams from Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 6 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

Team: Rachel and Nick
Ranking: 4
Pros: Honestly, these two should consider themselves lucky they even made the list. Thank god The Stag's ghost is guiding them, because he's the only hope they have of winning. Well, that and Rachel's bangs. (They hide all the secrets.)
Cons: First of all, Rachel isn't even sure if she wants to be in the competition because she's too hung up on Michael "Bambi" Stagliano. Her head isn't in the game, and we're worried that she's one more acoustic jam-session away from a breakdown. Also, Nick is word-vomming all over his six-pack, and to make matters worse, he and Rachel aren't even making out. It's like, what's the point?

Team: Tony and Blakeley
Ranking: 3
Pros: Despite the fact that everyone at The Pad is convinced Blakeley is using Tony for her experimental waxing adventures, they make a stellar team. This happy couple are competitive go-getters who have each other's back through thick and thin — plus, Blakeley is besties with most of the power players in the house, giving her a great advantage. Clearly, she is bribing these ladies with heart-shaped pubic hair.
Cons: Tony and Blakeley are head-over-heels in love, but we're worried their feelings might blind them. Also, we're worried their makeout sessions might blind us.

Name: Jaclyn and Ed
Ranking: 2
Pros: How can you go wrong when The Power Of The Pickle is on your side? Ed and Jaclyn are completely invincible now that they're hopped up on each other's succulent juices, and they're one of just two couples that actually know how to spell. Sure, Ed isn't great when it comes to physical competition (never forget fudge flopping), but we're sure he can charm his way to the finish line.
Cons: Jaclyn has the hots for Ed, but unfortunately he has feelings for some random back at home. C'mon, Ed. Don't you realize that you will never escape The Pad? 

Name: Chris and Sarah
Ranking: 1
Pros: Everyone in ABC's love shack hates Chris and Sarah with a passion, but each week they brush their shoulders off, say "kisses to my bitches," and take down their competition one makeout session at a time.
Cons: We're so worried about the diseases that Chris and Sarah caught when they jumped into that stagnant puddle of water otherwise known as "a lake." Not to mention the diseases they caught when Chris Harrison forced them to spend the night next to livestock.