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Emily Maynard is ready for love — and the first preview for The Bachelorette Season 8 hints Em’s season might just be the best one yet. From crystal clear Bermuda waters to jealous man tears, this promo has an infinite number of clues as to what’s in store for Emily — and viewers — and she begins her journey. While it’s only 30 seconds long, we’ve parsed through every millisecond to create a detailed analysis of what to expect this season:

0:02 — Emily Dances With Chris Bukowski — and Kisses Him!
Emily seems to really take a shine to this Chicago sales guy.

0:03 — Yachts in Bermuda, Gorgeous Architecture in Prague
Cue Aladdin theme song! Emily can show you the world, y’all.

0:05 — Emily Stands in a Field of Grass, Holding Ricki in Her Arms
Field of dreams!

0:07 — Emily Smiles Wide While Brad Womack Drives
Flashback! And possible some foreshadowing, as we hear there’s a race car driver among the contestants…

0:09 — Excited Guy Gets Out of the Limo, Yells: “Emi-LYYYY”
Is this The Bachelorette or a baseball game?

0:10 — Emily Strolls Arm-in-Arm With Chris Bukowski
Awww! He has a rose pinned to his Henley. But will he get the final rose?

0:10 — Emily Strolls Arm-in-Arm With Chris Bukowski
Awww! He has a rose pinned to his Henley. But will he get the final rose?

0:12 — Emily Kisses Kermit the Frog
So many fairy tales, so little time.

0:14 — Emily Kisses Chris at the Luke Bryan Concert
He might not be able to dance (see here), but he sure charmed his way into Emily’s heart!

0:16 — Emily Tells the Camera: “It’s My Turn! I’m the Bachelorette!”
Get it, girl.

0:17 — Emily High-Fives Chris While Sky-Diving
This guy gets all the action.

0:18 — Emily Jumps Into the Ocean With John and Sean
Someone’s been keeping their body bikini-ready!

0:19 — Travis Pope Cries to the Camera
Travis is not a pretty crier.  


Credit: Video Still Photo: April 4th: Emily and Jef Kiss In London Town

0:19 — Emily Makes Out With Jef Holm
With tongue. Is this why Travis is shedding those man tears?

0:22 — A Helicopter Arrives at the Meet and Greet
The guys head out to the mansion’s yard to welcome their surprise visitor. One of the guys yells, “Is that Bentley?!”

0:23 — Mystery Man Foot Steps Out of the Helicopter
Okay, it’s our turn to scream: Is that Bentley?

Credit: ABC Photo: First Bachelorette 2012 Promo! Emily Maynard's Season 8: Is That Bentley? (VIDEO)

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