WARNING: Spoilers Below!
The certifiably-insane cast of Bachelor Pad 3 has officially been announced, and three hunky heartbreakers from Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette have joined the ranks.
First up we have Kalon McMahon, a 27-year-old luxury consultant who Emily describes as a "horrible human being" and Ashley Spivey says has the "heart and soul of a demon." In other words, he should fit right in with the rest of the gang. Kalon is best known for hating small children and wandering around Emily's love nest in a popped collar. We recommend protecting your ovaries in case you accidentally lock eyes with him through the TV screen.
Next up is Tony Pieper, a 30-year-old lumber trader with a broken heart and a penchant for curling up in the fetal position. Poor Tony was kicked off Emily's season because he made the mistake of missing his son (blasphemy!), and we're seriously concerned about the kinds of mental breakdowns he might have on BP3.
Now, here's where things get interesting. A "mystery man" from Emily's season will also compete on Bachelor Pad 3, and we have a feeling he's someone who hasn't been eliminated yet. Spoiler guru Reality Steve usually knows what's up, and he tweeted "My guess is the guy from Emily's season they haven't announced yet is Chris Bukowski based on the rumor I heard."
We definitely approve of this 25-year-old marketing manager being the "mystery man," mostly because of what lies underneath his t-shirt. Just saying!
Source: Twitter / ABC Press Release