BREAKING NEWS: The Bachelorette’s Jef Holm Is Shirtless

Ladies, your hearts are about to explode into a million pieces of glitter, rainbows, kisses, and feelings. Jef Holm is ab-flashing, and it's even better than we could ever have imagined. We'll give you a moment to pass out onto your keyboard, and then let's break this thing down.

Naturally, it wouldn't be enough for Jef to simply go shirtless. He needs to drape his six pack in a leather bomber jacket, because he is both hot and cold, guys. Temperature can be confusing. Now let's talk about Jef's layered necklaces, which say "I'm in touch with my feminine side, but in the most manly way possible." And is that a metal feather pendant we spy? So boho-chic.

Moving on to Jef's hair coif, which has pretty much left us speechless. All we can say is, the higher the hair, the closer to God, y'all. That thing is the 8th wonder of the world.

And before you start judging Jef for having a cigarette behind his ear, take a closer look. We're pretty sure that's a piece of gum he's saving for later, Fonzie-style. He'll be holding meetings in bathroom stalls any day now.

Also, we would pay serious money to be the painted owl in that picture behind Jef.

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