It’s Thursday. The Bachelorette Season 7 premiere is this coming Monday, May 23. You only have four days to meet the weirdos. What weirdos? These weirdos:

Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2011 Disney Photo: Chris Harrison and Ashley Hebert in the Bachelorette Season 7 Premiere

Drunk Tim: Shh! Click softly over to Drunk Tim’s journey on The Bachelorette premiere. Don’t wake him from his sloshed slumber.

Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2011 Disney Photo: Ashley Meets Tim in the Bachelorette Season 7 Premiere

Wrong Reasons Bentley: Supposedly Michelle Money herself targeted Bentley as there for the wrong reasons. And if she thinks you’re a villain — look out!

Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2011 Disney Photo: Ashley Meets Bentley in the Bachelorette Season 7 Premiere

Masked Jeff: Has crazy eyes and an unusual plan: “I wanted to let you know that I wanted to take my face out of the game and have you learn a little bit about what’s inside.” What’s inside is sounding loopy already.

Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2011 Disney Photo: Ashley Meets Jeff in the Bachelorette Season 7 Premiere

The Bed-Wetter: Has some explaining to do.

The Mother Lover: Matt calls his mom on the premiere, which is weird enough, but then she tells him and Ashley she’ll be watching — so they’d better wear protection when they get to the Fantasy Suites. Umm... thanks, Mom! And congrats, Matt! Your mom just bought you a one-way ticket to nowhere freakin' near the Fantasy Suites.

Credit: Rick Rowell/ABC Television Group ©2011 Disney Photo: Ashley Meets Matt in the Bachelorette Season 7 Premiere

Need your daily dose of The Bachelorette? “Like” us on Facebook! After all, you’d get our final rose.