It’s Thursday. The Bachelorette Season 7 premiere is this coming Monday, May 23. You only have four days to meet the weirdos. What weirdos? These weirdos:
The Bed-Wetter: Has some explaining to do.
The Mother Lover: Matt calls his mom on the premiere, which is weird enough, but then she tells him and Ashley she’ll be watching — so they’d better wear protection when they get to the Fantasy Suites. Umm... thanks, Mom! And congrats, Matt! Your mom just bought you a one-way ticket to nowhere freakin' near the Fantasy Suites.
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