It’s time for our weekly collective sob fest as we remember that Emily Maynard and Jef Holm are, yes, still broken up. The Bachelorette fairytale ended on October 16, 2012, with Jef and Emily’s official statements about their split. We’re still reeling in the aftermath, scouring Instagram for new Jef sightings, and wondering how the Green Beans will ever win again without him gone. Here’s what Jef and Emily have been up to this week on their respective sides of the country:
Emily Hits the Town in a Disney-Princess Inspired Costume
We didn’t think it could get any prettier than that coral Curacao dress, but WAIT.
Emily Helps Ricki Lace Up for Soccer Game
Cute Mom and Daughter Pic! Emily Glows Next to Ricki on Halloween
Ricki forewent both of her original ideas for the most adorable bumble bee costume.
Jef Holm Reportedly Enjoying Newfound Singledom, Hitting on Sorority Girls
Boys just wanna have fun!
Mysterious “Jef Holm’s Ex” Twitter Account Alleges Emily Maynard Caught Jef Cheating
Does Jef have a new 19-year-old girlfriend? All of this: Yikes.
Jef Goes Grocery Shopping in Hipster Glasses, Meets Some Girls
It’s hard out there for a famous sk8 boi.
Jef Reveals the Secret to His Iconic Coif
Spoiler alert: It’s that he never washes his hair.