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The only thing we're more obsessed with than stuffed-crust pizza is ABC's The Bachelorette. We've been following this match-making reality show since it debuted on ABC in 2003, but despite eight seasons of non-stop romance, only one couple is married. We know, shocking.

Season 1's Trista and Ryan Sutter got hitched on December 6th, 2003, in a televised special for ABC, and popped out two kids a few years later. You'd think they'd set a great precedent for future Bachelorette love connections, but not so much.

Every couple since Trista and Ryan have split up, with the exception of Ashley Hebert and JP Rosenbaum, who are set to tie the knot in December during an ABC special. So unless something goes seriously wrong in the next few weeks, we can count on JP and Ash to bring the grand total of married Bachelorette couples up to two.

Sigh, let's hope the next Bachelorette finds the man of her dreams and sticks with him through thick and thin!

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Credit: YouTube Photo: Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum’s Wedding Special: Watch the Promo! (VIDEO)