Much like Carmen Sandiego, we have no idea where in the world Desiree Hartsock has traveled to on her Bachelorette love journey. Mostly because the show's creator, Mike Fleiss, loves nothing more than throwing fans off the scent. Oh, Mike — you tease, you!

Here's what we know for sure: Desiree and her dudes started off their adventure trolling around Bachelor Mansion in Agoura, California. They then hit up Ojai and Atlantic City (aka the most romantic city ever), before flitting off to Europe — which is where things got slightly confusing.

Word on the street is that Des and her hive of hunks went sledding down some mountains in Germany, made a pit stop in Spain to binge eat paella, and then landed in Portugal with special guest Lesley Murphy. But on April 9th, Mike Fleiss tweeted that "The London Fog is rolling in on Dez' date," causing mass confusion. How can this gal be in so many places at once?

According to Reality Steve, Mike's tweet was a red herring, and now it looks like this tricky producer is serving up yet another platter of confusion. "Dez is having a great trip and will be back soon," Mike tweeted on April 11. "Buy [but] I may stay on in Dubrovnik or Pescara or maybe Majorca. We shall see. We shall see.

Um, come again? Dubrovnik is in Croatia, Pescara is in Italy, and Majorca is most definitely in Spain. What. Is. Happening. Either Mike is playing mind games with us (clearly he doesn't realize how emotionally unstable we are), or Desiree has magical powers. We're gonna go with option number two.

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