full size Ed Swiderski Jumps in the Pool in Bachelor Pad Season 3, Episode 1
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Dearly beloveds: We have bad news for you! The Bachelorette will not return until May 2013. Emily Maynard’s Season 8 is now over, after our Southern belle found her prince charming and walked off into the African sunset.

However, ABC is not leaving you high and dry; Bachelor Pad 3 has crashed onto the ABC schedule to help you finish the summer with the necessary amount of drunken debauchery. Tune in tonight at 8PM to watch the Taltos twins babble incoherently, Chris Bukowski score another make-out sesh with a hot chick, and more Ed Swiderski water aerobics.

Someone call the Olympics and tell them they left out one very important sport: drunken hot-tubbing. 

 

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