Credit: Twitter

Bachelor Pad 3 babe, Jaclyn Swartz, is by far our favorite member of the Bachelor Nation Mafia, mostly because she doesn't take herself too seriously, is completely hilarious, and is intimate friends with Ed Swiderski's "pickle." Yet, for some inexplicable reason, Us Weekly still hasn't asked her to do an exclusive "25 Things You Didn't Know About Jaclyn" tell-all. For shame.

Luckily, Jaclyn has taken matters into her own hands by rounding up up a fun list of facts, and we've nabbed the highlights! First up? Jaclyn is a huge Kelly Clarkson fan, and says Kell's engagement was one of the happiest moments of her life.

"When Kell got engaged I was happier than when a lot of people I personally know got engaged," Jaclyn shares. "I mean, all those years people thought she was a lesbo! Shame on you. People criticizing her weight! Shame on you."

So many feelings. But there's more! Jaclyn also reveals that she wears hair extensions ("While my beautiful long tresses are stunningly gorgeous, I cannot take the credit. Because it ain’t mine"), only hangs out with "pretty people" (because "why would you want hang out with uglies”), and doesn't work out. Which means her rockin' body is 100 percent au natural!

"I tried to work out for like a month about 4 years ago — I got through 2 weeks of going to the gym and COULDN'T STAND washing my hair that much," Jaclyn says. "So I stopped. I went to one Soul Cycle class about a year ago, and while I died and my vj was sore for weeks, I observed that most of the regulars were fat and therefore convinced myself that spin class makes you fat and I am better off with out [sic] it."

Consider us officially jealous that girlfriend looks that good without any effort. Then again, the only exercise we get consists of chewing on carbs...

Source: Blond Hair Don't Care