Credit: Bob D'Amico/ABC © 2012 American Broadcasting Companies, Inc. Photo: James Van Der Beek (Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23)

Watch out, Chris Harrison. James Van Der Beek might just out-Harrison you!

The former Dawson Leery continues to endear himself to us, even after the untimely demise of his show, Don't Trust The B— in Apt. 23, with a new ad for the HTC One phone, in which he hosts a dating competition show featuring various phones vying for the heart of a young lovely. (Check in out in the video below!)

"Kara, it all comes down to this. Now you've spent a lot of time with these guys," James says to the faux-Bachelorette. "Are you ready to make this decision? [Long moment of silence] Sorry, that wasn't a rhetorical question. I'm genuinely asking."

Meanwhile, the phones in question act scarily like from Bachelorette contestants of seasons past!

"She's been all over my abs this whole time, so I think I got this," a guy in a smartphone costume says. "Once you go plastic..."

To make matters even more hilarious, James not-so-secretly hopes that Kara ultimately chooses him.

Should Chris ever get tired of the Bachelor/ette racket, we think James could thrive in this second career!