Please feast your eyes on this picture of Jef Holm forming an intimate bond with his water bottle. Look at how tenderly he's clutching the top — much like we tenderly clutch our hearts when Jef's majestic coif pops up on our computer screens.

This Bachelorette winner is currently hard at work at his company, People Water, and it looks like he's fallen head-over-chucks for their new aluminum water bottles. "Limited edition aluminium bottles just came in," Jef posted on Instagram. "So pumped on them." Is that a water joke?

Clearly these small bottles have replaced Emily Maynard (and all those other ladies) in Jef's heart. In other news, we're worried about our little friend. Why is he standing all alone in an empty room with a water bottle? And why does he look so sad and contemplative while wearing that tragic pea coat?

Let's give Jef the benefit of the doubt and assume he's in some kind of existential poetic phase. We expect him to write a sonnet about aluminum bottles any day now.

Source: Instagram