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It's time to put on a pair of goggles and prepare to go partially blind. Bachelorette Season 8 winner Jef Holm has once again misplaced his shirt (by which we mean tank top) and has taken to the high seas in an attempt to find it. And guys? He is seducing us with his siren song.

Please feast your eyes on this picture of Jef riding a surfboard (the ocean's version of a skateboard), while simultaneously flaunting his coif, flashing a peace sign, and doing a pelvic thrust. Yep, this photo is even more erotic than the entire 50 Shades of Grey trilogy.

Clearly, Jef is the most beautiful sea creature in existence, and we'd like to suggest that he follows in the footsteps of that one dude on My Crazy Obsession and moonlights as a merman in his freetime. Someone handcraft Jef a mer-tail, stat.

In other news, Jef's six pack seems to have morphed into an eight pack. This is what happens when the only exercise you get consists of building wells, saving lives, and being generally perfect: the Bachelor Gods reward you with extra magical muscles.

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