Credit: WENN Photo: Ashley and JP Kiss in Bachelorette Season 7, Episode 3

Bachelors say the darndest things — even when their names aren’t Bentley. Here are our picks for top 10 best/worst/craziest lines not spoken by the villain — his outrageousness warranted a whole different post — in The Bachelorette Season 7, Episode 3:

10. Who are we talking about again?
Jeff [to Ashley]: I can just tell you're the type of person that can see past what's on the outside.

9. And her third reaction is “See ya!”
Ashley [on Jeff without his mask]: My first reaction is I’m happy that he finally took it off, and he’s a lot older than I thought he was.

8. Perhaps Michelle Money would find him to be of interest
Jeff [before the Bachelorette Roast]: One of the guys out there has an outfit on right now that kind of looks like the Backstreet Boys and, I mean, that's game right there.

7. Isn’t too soon to be talking babies?
Lucas: Ames, when's your forehead gonna give birth?

6. What happened to seeing “past what's on the outside”? (see #10)
Ben F. [on Jeff’s roast of Ashley]: You've had all of 15 minutes to talk to this girl. It's like [pretends to take off mask] “Here's my face! You have small boobs.”

5. Um, Ashley does — and she should be asking the same about you
William: I thought I was signing up to be with Emily or Chantal and then Ashley's there. Really. Who gives a sh*t?

4. Finally, something Will says that we agree with
William: Roasting was the dumbest f*cking idea we could've done tonight.

3. Still with you
William: I’m an idiot.

2. Leave it to Mr. Sunshine
Ryan P. [to Ashley]: You are who I wanted here. Whatever those guys say, I'm just looking forward to spending more time with you.

1. And in every other department, from here
Ashley: JP over Bentley in the kiss department.

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