Bachelor Pad contestants say the darndest things — even when they’re not fighting over sex, which managed to happen to two couples this week. Here are 10 of our favorite quotes from Season 2, Episode 5.
10. Just noticing the crazy now, are you?
Kasey Kahl [to Vienna Girardi]: You made a huge deal and you're looking crazy.
9. Heck yeah! Preach it, E!
Erica Rose: I'm a lot smarter than Holly is and, in my opinion, I am a lot prettier. To me, she's really nothing special and she's kind of annoying.
8. Hey now, don’t blame all dentists for Mr. 40 Second Man’s smugness
Michael Stagliano: I don’t like Blake very much. ... So there's a part of me that wants to punch him in his perfect, ridiculous dentist teeth.
7. But if that doesn’t work, you might want to knock on Kasey’s door
Erica: I'm definitely, like, really horny. ... It is my mission to have a romantic time with Blake and hopefully end up in the missionary position tonight.
6. This should be the concept for her next TV show — The Tiara Whisperer!
Erica: I have friends that passed away and, like, I communicate with them a lot.
5. Save this one for Ella
Erica [about Blake]: I need to take those little pillow lips for a test run.
4. Case closed!
Erica: Blake tells me that me telling the girls that I was bringing my sexy lingerie is the same as if he told the guys that he was bringing condoms. And I agree. And I wish that he had.
3. It’s kind of an asylum, actually
Erica: This is a mansion, not a trailer park.
2. So you’re saying Vienna is Natalie 2.0?
Kasey [to Vienna]: You never said no. You said yes. Just like you told Wes, just like you told Dave Good...
1. Well, if you like it you’re supposed to put a ring on it, so if you *don’t* like it...
Vienna [to Kasey]: You just ripped a ring off my finger because I won't have sex with you.
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