Give The Bachelorette credit for one thing: The show doesn't waste any time getting rid of a bundle of bachelors. On last night's premiere episode, Ali Fedotowsky disposed of 8 of the 25 contestants, leaving just 17 remaining to vie for her attention. And, sadly for fans of unintentional comedy, one of the exiled was "Shooter."

You might remember "Shooter" from the ABC promo clips for The Bachelorette. The former frat boy got his nickname in college because of a premature... um, accident. And he felt the need to tell Ali (and the world) this story in some misplaced attempt at humor and humanity. Whoops!

Needless to say, Ali sent him packing... of course. A tip for "Shooter": Next time you're trying to pick up a girl, don't lead with the fact that you're not all that great in bed.

Source: Vulture