The population of Bachelor Nation is made up of a million wayward souls, all of whom are drunk on love, Chris Harrison's musk, and toxic spray tan fumes. Each of these beautiful love children is more fabulous than the next, but the time has come to crown the MVP of 2012. And no, the winner of this illustrious title is not Travis, Purveyor of Ostrich Eggs. You wish.
So, who is our main man? That would be Chris Bukowski, our favorite folksy Polishman! Chris charmed his way into our hearts when he appeared on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette, but it was his stint on Bachelor Pad 3 that really sealed the deal.
Chris came this close to winning the competition thanks to his vaguely evil plotting, somewhat error-prone scheming, and ability to sex up every girl in the house while wearing a sinister hoodie. Basically, he was completely inspirational –– plus his family is completely adorable and they dance Polish jigs in their free-time! How can you go wrong?
Now that Chris' reign of tasty terror is over, he's putting his famous face to good use by opening a world-class restaurant in the Washington D.C. metro area! We love that boyfriend is a businessman, and we have no doubt that he'll rock out his MVP title. Pierogi, anyone?