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You guys, the Mayans were wrong. Turns out, 2012 is the best year ever, otherwise known as The Year a Hipster Won The Bachelorette. After weeks of tender kisses, knee socks, and underwater leg straddling, Jef Holm got down on one knee and popped the question to Emily Maynard. Major swoons, but are we really surprised?

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We've had a sneaking suspicion that Jef would win Emily's heart from the moment he rolled in on his skateboard and blew us over with the wind generated from his hair coif. But after Jef and Em spent a beautiful day of ventriloquism and LOLs in Prague, we knew they were meant to be. 

Need we remind you of the time Jef told Emily he'd marry the f*ck out of her? Dude is a modern-day prophet who sees the future through his Ray Bans. 

What about ya'll backwoods hoodrats? When did you realize Jef had won Emily's heart?