Top 10 Quotes From The Bachelorette Episode 4: "Doug Is Like The Hulk"

It’s time to put on your pajamas, finish your quinoa, push your baby stroller to the gym, and stop pretending it’s you kissing Arie Luyendyk, Jr. — ‘cause it’s time to check out our 10 favorite quotes from The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 4. When you’re done reading, you can go back to fake kissing Arie. Under that blanket. On the beach. Sigh...

10. Emily Maynard: "I can't wait for the day that I get to come back to Bermuda with my husband and maybe I'll be pregnant and pushing a baby stroller."
Or maybe you’ll have scared off all prospects by treating this like The Bachelorette Baby Farm.

9. Emily [on date with Doug Clerget]: "I stay in my pajamas and go out in public and run my everyday errands."
And if you pick Jef, maybe you can do all that while riding a skateboard.

8. Arie: "I'll remember what we have and not think about all the other stuff."
I'll remember my tongue owns your mouth.

7. Jef Holm [to Emily]: "When I think about you, I like you."
But, for the most part, I’m thinking about my hair.

6. Ryan Bowers [to Emily]: "God designed you to be a beautiful woman, so be a beautiful woman. You know what I mean?"
You mean you weren't really joking about that stay gorgeous comment last week, right?

5. Arie [about Ryan]: "I don't even know how to describe how much bullsh-t is behind that guy."
Better behind than in front, though … right?

4. Chris Bukowski [to Doug]: "I don't believe half the sh-t you say."
But the other half I hang on with bated breath.

3. Nate Bakke [on 2-on-1 date]: "Is this quinoa? It is quinoa. You guys like quinoa? It's a very good fiber."
Is that why he was crying? Because he couldn't pronounce quinoa?

2. Ryan [to Emily]: "You've been to the gym. I like your butt as it's been in the gym."
Unfortunately, we don’t like Ryan’s hair as it’s been in a light socket.

1. Arie: "Doug is like The Hulk. Doug angry! Doug smash! Doug sad."
Well, Doug *does* like to speak in the third person...