Credit: Emily Maynard's Instagram

Ricki Hendrick, Emily Maynard’s adorable eight-year-old daughter, must have been very good this year, because Santa brought her quite a haul! Unfortunately for Emily, at least one of those gifts may be “the death of [her],” according to her Twitter.

Credit: Emily Maynard's Instagram

That’s because Ricki got a Furby, an animatronic toy that babbles and chatters incessantly. Furbies are basically nature’s (AKA Hasbro’s) way of telling parents that Santa hates them.

Credit: Emily Maynard's Instagram

Ricki also got a new skateboard, “just like the one from Elf,” according to Em. Let’s cross all our fingers and toes that a new skateboard won’t be the death of anyone. Those things can be dangerous, especially if they come equipped with a 28-year-old playboy with silly hair.

Source: Emily Maynard on Twitter