full size William Holman, Michael Stagliano, and Maybe Kirk DeWindt Smile on October 15, 2011
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William Holman, Michael Stagliano, and Maybe Kirk DeWindt Smile on October 15, 2011

It’s time to change your Facebook status to “in a fake relationship with...” either Bachelor Pad 2 winner Michael Stagliano or comedian-in-residence William Holman. Which single guy is best for you? Take this quiz and be whaow-ed.


If you picked mostly A answers …

Congrats! Your “boyfriend” is Michael Stagliano. He prefers Michael but since you’re fake dating, go ahead and call him Stag. He’ll probably write you a few love songs or you guys might just sign up for The Amazing Race. Either way, try not to mention any names that rhyme with “Holly Durst” or he might start crying again.


If you picked mostly B answers...

Congrats! Your “boyfriend” is William Holman. Feel free to call him Prince William or Wills and change your own name to Princess Kate or the more formal Duchess of Cambridge. It wouldn’t hurt if your original name was Emily Maynard, or you at least looked like her. Just prepare to be made fun of for everything you do — then serve it right back at him, under-achieving dimples and all.

 

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