Bachelor Pad 3 Cast

Remember back when Bachelor Pad 3 was lighting up our lives? And Ed Swiderski was flopping around like a beached whale in a giant pool of hot fudge? Those were the days... some might even say they were the days of our lives.

We miss the folks on Bachelor Pad even more than we miss the dulcet sound of Ed's sex noises, so luckily the time has come to re-visit our lovers and fighters and crown...

We still have no idea who the next Bachelorette will be, but we have a suggestion. Bachelor Pad 3/The Bachelor Season 16 star Jaclyn Swartz!

In a Spreecast interview with Alexandra Govere, Jaclyn said she’d definitely be into it, but she’s not so sure ABC thinks she’s Bachelorette material. “I would do The Bachelorette, yeah. Um... I don’t think that I would be...

We miss Chris Bukowski even more than we miss stuffed crust pizza. This folksy Polishman won us over during Emily Maynard's season of Bachelorette, and his cunning (read: vaguely evil) behavior on Bachelor Pad 3 really sealed the deal. We're in love! But what is Chris up to now that his time on reality television has come to a close?

Mr. Bukowchickawowski is currently living in Gaithersburg,...