Time to get an STD test, flop in a sea of hot fudge, and stock up on boxed white wine — Bachelor Pad 4 is upon us. On the off chance that you aren't familiar with this fabulous show, here's what goes down: the biggest players from Bachelor Nation gather under one roof, partner up (read: have sex), and partake in a series of grueling challenges in the hopes of winning $250,000.
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