Blakeley Jones

You guys, sparkly teardrops shaped like Chris Harrison's face are falling from our eyes. Why? Because Blakeley "p*ssy waxer" Jones is going through an epic breakup. You might remember Blakeley from Ben Flajnik's season of The Bachelor, but she really shined on Bachelor Pad 3. And when we say shined, we mean that in the most literal way possible — lady was lathered in body oil.

By now, we’ve returned our wedding presents for Tony Pieper and Blakeley Jones (it was his and hers Carhart jackets, FYI) and have disbanded our “life for Bachelor Nation couples is completely unfair” poetry group.

As you may recall, the beautiful cocktail waitress and feelings-rich lumber salesman found love in the hopeless place that is Bachelor Pad 3. Turns out, BP3...

Bachelor Pad 3 might be over (nooooooooo!), but the beautiful words of wisdom we had the pleasure of hearing over the past eight weeks will stay with us always. No really, we are being haunted by Chris Harrison on a nightly basis. We get it, Chris, you love flowers.

Without further ado, check out the top 10 quotes from The Pad!

10. Blakeley gets her astrology on: “I’m a Scorpio and...