Brittany Taltos

Ryan Hoag shows he cares by baking cakes, buying flowers, creating sushi and spelling out birthday wishes with rose petals and Twizzlers. Chris Bukowski shows he cares by lying to and laying with multiple women. Jamie Otis picked bad boy Chris over Virgin Captain America. Meanwhile, Ed “Jillian Picked This” Swiderski shows he cares by getting drunk and letting his flying...

Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful players from the season premiere based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

From the first moments of Bachelor Pad 3, lines were drawn in the sand: Newbies vs. Vets.

Bachelor alum scrambled to avoid partnering up with the superfans for the first challenge because, as Erica Rose so eloquently put it, for the twain to meet would be “like having the help sleep in bed with you.” And nobody wants that!

So, clearly there are big targets on the superfans backs...