CONSTANTINE TZORTIZIS FUN FACTS Tattoo Count: 0 He owns a... poodle. He's of the special kind. [Ed. note: What does that mean?] Most outrageous thing he’s ever done: Dressed as Bruno last Haloween — straight hair, leather tights, and all. It was pretty funny and won best costume. Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving — all I have to do is show up and eat! This holiday wouldn't be possible without moms! He has mad language skillz... [I speak] some Greek.