David Mallet

Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful players from Episode 3 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

Name: Jamie
Ranking: 5
Pros:......

Have you finally recovered from last week's episode of Bachelor Pad? Neither have we, which is why we're writing this while surrounded by empty Slim Jim wrappers and cutouts of Chris Bukowski's face.

Well, the time has come to pop open a wine cooler and prepare your body, because this week's challenge is ice cream sundae themed. Yep, everyone is covered in fudge, and all we want to do is...

Bachelor Pad Season 3 has only aired three episodes so far, but chances are you have a few opinions on the cast. Like, you might be ready to call one of the twins the s-word for a fifth time — if you can figure out who's who. But what about your favorites? Who do you want to win?

Are you hoping Reid Rosenthal continues to be neurotically adorable? Do you want Ed Swiderski and his...

David Mallet might be a Bachelor Pad newbie, but he knows his how to play this game just as well as the veterans (if not better)! David is all about strategy, and he thinks the easiest way to take home $250 is to bring Michael Stagliano to the finish line with him.

"Michael's a great guy, and I think that it's smart to try to take Michael to the final because he has already won," David tells ......

Erica Rose, otherwise known as the queen of our mean girl hearts, is one-lining her way through Bachelor Pad 3 one unsuspecting superfan at a time. But don’t get us wrong: We don’t exactly feel bad for Dave. In her ABC blog of the BP3 premiere, Erica shows off Paris Hilton-level self-awareness and teases the upcoming feud with Dave “Ugly Loser” Mallet. Here are a few...