7 D-List Celebs We Want to See Seduce The Next Bachelor (PHOTOS)

Before you regurgitate your bag of Cheetos in sheer horror, give Octomom and her octoboobs a chance. This lady is in a bottomless downward spiral with no end in sight, and now that her adventures in stripping have failed, The Bachelor is her only chance at restoring dignity. And when The Bachelor is your only chance at dignity, you know something's wrong.