Jamie Otis

We read books, okay. A lot of books. And not just the ones with the pictures of the girls at Sweet Valley High on the cover. But in the summertime, we only want to watch Bachelor Pad and vicariously make out with the dudes we warn our friends about. But the cruel people (just kidding, we love you!) behind the programming nobules have pretty much ruined our summers by canceling this little...

Bachelor Pad 3 is over, and we no longer have a reason to wake up in the morning. Who knows how we'll survive without Ed's pickle, but at least the season went out with a big, weird bang. We've rounded up the top five WTF moments from the finale for you to look back on, so please surround yourself with a box of tissues and a damp bikini. You know, in case things get super emotional and you...

The promo for Bachelor Pad 3's season finale is 24 seconds of O-faces, questionable jewelry, blinding studliness, and traitorous forest animals. If you watched it and still no idea what kind of WTFathon to expect — fear not. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!

0:01 – Blakeley Looks Worried,...