What happens on Bachelor Pad does not stay on Bachelor Pad. In fact, just when you think these wayward grifters are out of your life for good, they pop back in with a vengeance, looking even more studly than usual. And thank god, because a world where Chris Bukowski isn't eye-sexing us through the computer isn't a world we want to live in.
Speaking of Chris, this Polish puddle of love is even......