Ryan Bowers

The Bachelorette is the gift that keeps on giving. This week's episode was basically like the reality-TV version of a spa treatment — our skin is glowing and our body has been chemically peeled. Of course, “The Men Tell All” special is its own unique brand of crazy, so we've rounded up the most WTF moments of the episode. Which, by the way, was longer than Jessica Simpson's......

Emily Maynard appreciates how Doug Clerget and so many of her other ex-boyfriends stood up for her during The Bachelorette's "The Men Tell All" taping. She has no such kind words for Kalon McMahon and, for entertainment's sake, let's hope their feud continues forever.

"I had been waiting for an apology from Kalon for a while and had he come to me anytime, I absolutely would've accepted it,"...

You guys, the men are telling all. What does that mean? It means that Emily Maynard has strapped herself into a Herve Leger dress, and is filming a giant reunion special with all the randoms she's made out with. Oh, and Chris Harrison is hosting. It's kind of like The Hunger Games when Seneca Crane interviews Peeta and Katniss, except more pressure and less eminent death.

Also, we see you...