Sarah Newlon

Another day, another makeout session with our TV screens as Chris Harrison's beautiful visage wanders around Bachelor Pad.

It's almost time for our journey with these wayward souls to come to a close (nooooo!), which means the competition is heating up faster than Blakeley's bikini wax. In other words, it's smokin'. This week's challenges are more extreme, everyone is even more drunk than...

In Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 7, Rachel Truehart and Nick Peterson had a difficult decision to make: to pick the couple who will face off with them in the finale. Rachel argues that viewers (and eliminated contestants) might think Chris Bukowski and Sarah Newlon deserve a shot at the money more than Jaclyn Swartz and Ed Swiderski. As Nick overtones in his confessional, “this decision......

Bachelor Pad 3 is a magical place full of love potion, festering string bikinis, and the faint, tantalizing aroma of romance. It's a place where a strangers can dry-hump each other with no consequences, and — most importantly — a place where a lucky few find true love.

Of course we're talking about Chris Bukowski + Sarah Newlon and Ed Swiderski + Jaclyn Swartz, the cutest couples...

Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful teams from Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 6 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

Team: Rachel......

Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 6 was a blissful two hours filled with ugly-crying, giant bell sleeves (explain yourself, Jaclyn), unexplained bales of hay, and Chris Harrison's beautiful locks of love. Lucky for you, we've managed to find the juiciest WTF moments for you to look back on! Also, you might want to chill your boxed white wine, things are getting real.

1. No One Can Spell... No Seriously, ...